Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: PornHub’s Fashion Line, Lego White House


♪♪ -Hey, everybody.
That’s Poshe. That’s Yari.
That’s Hirry. I’m Soofy. These are our favorite
jokes of the week. President Trump
and first lady Melania today participated in the White House
Christmas tree delivery and then, as usual,
had a silent night. The adult website Pornhub has launched
a new fashion collection featuring tote bags,
T-shirts, and socks. Well, one sock. According to a new report,
more than 54 million Americans will travel 50 miles or more
this Thanksgiving. And that doesn’t include
the half-mile walk to get stoned before dinner. A large-scale LEGO model
of the White House was unveiled yesterday
for the holidays. It includes between 100,000
and 115,000 LEGO pieces. Or, as Trump put it,
“1.5 million LEGO pieces.” A Norwegian cruise liner
has announced it will power a fleet of ships
using dead fish. That’s right. A ship powered by
Ted Cruz’s handshakes. ♪♪

16 thoughts on “Seth’s Favorite Jokes of the Week: PornHub’s Fashion Line, Lego White House

  1. * * * In contrast to the class, elegance, and sophistication, of President Barack Obama and his stunning wife First Lady Michelle this is what dreadful level the Trumps have dragged The United States of America DOWN to. * * * I have just returned from extensive business travel in Europe and people in other countries are still hysterical about the appearance of Donny & Malania Trump's trailer trash expose & conduct when visiting The Queen of England. Foreign business associates invited me to a pub that entertained via big screen TV's showing actual footage of world leaders with hilarious captions added. The club owner told me that Trump with his "unmade bed appearance" and Mylonia's silicon bowling ball breast implants, as well as the world population loathing them, patrons are requesting the Trump's exclusively ! The tavern was filled with laughter during video of the Frump' s visit during Queen Elizabeth's inspection of The Guard. Trump was a total slob, hideous hair, tan from a can, fat ass, abdominal cellulite sloppily protruding, rumpled attire, on and on. And he had no clue as to what is proper conduct in the presence of actual royalty as he waddled like a duck his obesity eclipsing Her Majesty during the inspection. And her look of discust was identical to that of the vast world population, especially Americans when seeing the Trump's total lack of poise. Then we have his Mrs. with her "Putin-esque" Russian sounding accent, hideously oversized silicon breast implants, Botox pumped lips, (she could French kiss a moose) while wearing a grossly undersized, passe pastel pink outfit. When Malania (a college dropout, and "chain immigrant") was filmed from behind the skirt was so tight that the every detail of her deformed ass was completely visible. Simply vulgar. (you can't polish a Turd). I have never been more embarrassed to be an American in my entire life. OiVey !

  2. * * * Trump has just lifted a ban on importing elephant trophies from two African nations – Zimbabwe and Zambia. These beautiful animals are listed as threatened on the endangered species list. I have added clips from the story below. There is already a problem with poachers killing these animals. Please help by signing this petition to reverse his decision. These intelligent giants need our help. We need a minimum of 100,000 signatures in 30 days, so PLEASE sign and forward to all your friends to get the word out.

    WASHINGTON — The Trump administration will reverse an Obama-era ban on the importation of elephant trophies from Zimbabwe and Zambia after determining that sport hunting in those countries will help conserve the species, the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service confirmed Wednesday.

    The decision was made public not by the federal agency but via a celebratory news release early Tuesday from Safari Club International, a trophy hunting advocacy group that, along with the National Rifle Association, sued to block the 2014 ban.

    African elephants have been listed as threatened under the Endangered Species Act since 1978. A provision of the law, however, allows for sport-hunted trophies to be imported if the government determines that hunting will help safeguard the population, But the number of Savanna elephants continues to dwindle. From 2007 to 2014, the population dropped by 30 percent, or about 144,000 animals, across 18 African countries, according to the 2016 Great Elephant Census. In Zimbabwe, it fell 6 percent. And “substantial declines” have been recorded along the Zambezi River in Zambia, although the population elsewhere in the country remained stable.

    President Donald Trump’s sons, Donald Trump Jr. and Eric Trump, are also avid big game hunters. In a photo that surfaced in 2012, Trump Jr. can be seen holding the tail of an elephant he shot and killed in Africa.Impeach Trumputin at Change.org We MUST do this for our children. Oivey !

  3. * * * As a member of The Nazarene Christian Church since birth, I truly believe the ability to speak only the truth is a most redeemable quality. So: Richard Millhouse Trump, Donald J. Nixon, Donald Nixon Millhouse, Adolph J. Trumpnixon, Vladimir J. Nixontrump, Donald Benedict Arnold, Castro J. Trump, Saddamtrump, Donald Lucifer Trumputin. Kim J.Well you get it, POTATO vs PO-TATT-O. Oivey !

  4. Hey Seth Meyerngoldstein! Here's a fckn riddle: What do you call a thing, whom pretends to be Wyte — yet is not, whom pretends to be Brwn — yet is not? And yet! Ist closer to Whyte than Brwn? Answer: (((J))). Surprise, surprise.
    Sighnd: Not Norm MacDonald. You fckn hack of a comedian.

  5. min 11 second link take a look to different reactions when peopel are called stupid- even as a joke even – do u see reactions – that is just an angle
    appreciate value add comments, focusing on irrelefant detail..
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXWGXkHsakg
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGJcvj1kJGA

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