Heeey! This is JUST A JACKET. What is not so special about it? Let’s find out. First of all: NO GORE-TEX. Scared of rain? Get a rain jacket. There’s NO HOOD. This is not a hoodie No different sizes. This is not for making choices There’s no zipper. Pull up your pants, not your zipper. No different colours This is not a colour palette There’s no extra pockets. You have two hands, so you get two pockets. No pocket for your stupid phone.