Well fucking hello! Danny here and today we
gonna make ‘the-coolest-motherfucking-slippers-ever’! To make ‘the-coolest-motherfucking-slippers-ever’
you will need: To go to the store and buy the most fucking
awesome beer. Two bottles! Fucking done! Drink it with your lads!
Next, you will fucking need a rope. Where to find it? I don’t fucking know, just fucking
get it from your annoying neighbor’s backyard! Fucking done!
Then, for our ‘coolest-motherfucking-slippers-ever’ to be motherfucking cool, you’ll need to
kick their fucking ass! Everyone knows that it won’t be that good without kicking ass!
And fucking then you might want to make some holes? In which spots? Doesn’t fucking matter,
eh! Then you put the fucking rope through and
fucking tada! That’s fucking it! ‘The-coolest-motherfucking-slippers-ever’
are ready to use! You can easily stomp any kinds of shit, very fucking comfy, your feet
are breathing, it even makes people around you a little bit more fucking happy. ‘The-coolest-motherfucking-slippers-ever’
– the first fucking thing you need to create in your life.